My dad gav me a one dolar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swaped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes - I guess he don't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And i took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head -
Too proud of me to speak!

-Shel Silverstein


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PICTURE OF THE DAY

He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable

Stretchable Foldable Man.

He can crawl in your pocket or fit in your locket

Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,

Or stretch himself up to a steeple or taller,

Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller,

Yes he can, course he can,

He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullabe

Stretchable Shrinkable Man.

And he lives a passable life

With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable

Pullable Tugable Wife.

And they have two twistable kids

Who bend up the way that thay did.

And they turn and they stretch

Just as much as they can

For this Bendable Foldable

Do-what-you're-toldable

Easily Moldable

Buy-what-you're-soldable

Washable Mendable

Highly dependable

Buyable Saleable

Always available

Bounceable Shakable

Almost unbreakable

Twistable Turnable Man.



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My featured deviation is my entry to the emotions contest.

Fear

Let me know wat u think about it.

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heylo to u all,

i've just uploaded the index page of my website
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wat i need to know from u is wat u tink of da design, concept, layout of da index page.

i've used the colours red, green and blue coz dats wat light is made up of.
da logo is a camera shutter and a top view of a roll of unexposed film.
da site design is minimalistic coz dats da style i like.



let me know wat u tink!

here's da link to www. j o a s h m a n n i n g .com

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