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My dad gav me a one dolar bill 'Cause I'm his smartest son, And I swaped it for two shiny quarters 'Cause two is more than one! And then I took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes - I guess he don't know That three is more than two! Just then, along came old blind Bates And just 'cause he can't see He gave me four nickels for my three dimes, And four is more than three! And i took the nickels to Hiram Coombs Down at the seed-feed store, And the fool gave me five pennies for them, And five is more than four! And then I went and showed my dad, And he got red in the cheeks And closed his eyes and shook his head

He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable Stretchable Foldable Man. He can crawl in your pocket or fit in your locket Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket, Or stretch himself up to a steeple or taller, Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller, Yes he can, course he can, He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullabe Stretchable Shrinkable Man. And he lives a passable life With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable Pullable Tugable Wife. And they have two twistable kids Who bend up the way that thay did. And they turn and they stretch Just as much as they can For this Bendable Foldable Do-what-you're-toldable